John Parker Wilson
former qb for the university of alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; a term often used to describe a…less than remarkable…quarterback. he, somehow, holds every significant p-ssing record in alabama school history–3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). he signed with the falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 nfl draft on april 28th.
-disclaimer- to his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. however, he was certainly never above average. not to mention hes a total douche.
“john parker wilson’s p-ss to ___________, incomplete.” -announcer
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