john prescott

cl-ss hating northern tw-t.

hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!

yeah, john the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their -rs-s and got a real job.
abject failure in every politic task he has been given.

integrated transport policy – total f-ck up

more homes in the south east – total f-ck up

more rights to pikey sc-m – success

oh well thats all right then !!!
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rotund new labour minister. known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.
2 jags prescott
is the deputy prime minister of the uk.

he has failied in everything he has tried to do.

he has several infamous nick-names…

“two jags” because he was known to own 2 whole jaguars!
“two jabs” because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
and most recently “two sh-gs” because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!

jp really hasn’t done any favours for british politics, still tony bliar won’t sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.
“i think john prescott is a f-cking w-nker!”
“i think john prescott is the best f-cking thing since sliced bread!”
a fat sh-t who screws people other than his bimbo secretary. after the labour party reshuffle they axed 2 guys and instead of putting this fat sh-t on a diet and cutting him out, they kept him in.. removing his powers but still letting him keep his houses, the cars and him keeping his 6 figure salary!

so basically the tw-t sits on his -rs- eating pies and w-nking off in his ‘office’ earning more than the highest paid man in britain.

when he isn’t jerking off he’s in the house of commons having the p-ss ripped out of him anyway. why the f-ck doesn’t he just quit?
jp – i’ll be eating your pie before too long.. ‘lo bob.

rodney carrington – i got a 12 inch d-ck and a dozen rozes..
john prescott – i got a 2 inch d-ck and a dozen pies..
britain’s most awesome politician, this man should be f-cking prime minister.

known for p-ssing in public and knocking mullet headed welsh men the f-ck out

real politicians aren’t afraid of slapping the stupid public around every now and then
some c-nt: oi two jags!

two jags: what the f-ck? come ere you southern tw-t, -whack- now stay down, you little b-st-rd
an embarressment to new labour because he belives in outdated things like social justice and speaking plainly.

drives two jags, so what, lots of people have two cars, at least these ones are british related.

oh and once punched some mullet headed hick because he thought that the hick had started to attack him.
round 1: john ‘2 jags’ prescott v. farmer ‘3 toyotas, 2 subarus and 6 tractors’ giles