John Smeaton
john smeaton – hero for our time, the man who saved glasgow airport from a terrorist attack on 30/6/07.
“this is glasgow, and we’ll no accept this. you try this and we’ll set about ye!!!” john smeaton 30/06/07.
john smeaton once ate an after eight at ” hauf seven ” !
john smeaton can unscramble a scrambled egg!
when smeaton peels an onion, the onion greets.
giraffes were created when john smeaton hit a horse with an uppercut.
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