John Stamos

it is quite possible that john stamos is the coolest individual to walk the earth. he has it all, from sweet hair to good looks to tight pants. definitely the best character from full house, aka uncle jesse. the “epitomy of coolness”, john stamos is the guy every girl wants to date. every guy wants him as their best friend. he knows whats hip, cool, and he teaches dj, stephanie, and mich-lle every moral they’ve ever learned.
john stamos` ex-wifes name is rebecca. my name is rebecca. coincidence? i think not. marry me, john stamos.

john stamos is the hottest guy ever, next to brad pitt.

jeez, look at that guy`s hair. he looks exactly like john stamos. sweet.
1. uncle jessie from full house
2. taking a p–p, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. a variation of the bob saget.
i did a john stamos after watching full house.
a vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in yoohoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.
margaritas are sour, and john stamos are sweet.
having intercourse with twins, and upon -j-c-l-t-ng saying ” have mercy”
i’m pretty sure back in 1992 john stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said “have mercy”
when a male buts a nut in a womens hair and slicks it back like john stamos.
wow, i gave brittany a very stylish john stamos.
while taking a large sh-t you leave a skid mark of t-rd on your ball sack.
“oh man the other day i took a sh-t so big i gave myself a john stamos.”
a synonym for the the word f-ck, but only in situations where f-ck is an exclamation.

it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
“ahhh d-mnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant”

“really man, that’s sick.”

“yeah i know john stamos made me do it”

“oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy.”

“ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it’s cool, our moms are hot”

“yes it is fine then”