John Wall
origin: former kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the nba. if it wasn’t for the nba age rule, he wouldn’t have gone to kentucky; he used them to gain national attention…aka “one and done.”
-noun
1. a girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. a girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. the act of feigning interest when there is none
synonyms: bloodsucker, tease, cold-hearted, flaky, succubus
antonyms: keeper, honest person, acie law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. conversation between guy and girl:
guy: i enjoyed our time together yesterday. would you like to hang out tomorrow?
girl: i would love to!
-next day-
guy: so, you ready to hang out?
girl: i can’t…i’m busy tonight.
guy: you are such a john wall.
-verb
1. two guys talking to each other:
guy 1: i know your first date went well, how’d the second go?
guy 2: it didn’t happen…she john walled me.
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