Johnathan
johnathan is an american evolution over of the names john and johnathan. they seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, loyal, generous, handsome individual (s). they like a jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, however they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a jonathan. they have very few rivals when it comes to love.
they are very independent, intelligent, subtle, strong, men. they make the best friends and best lovers.
mich-lle: “who is your quiet friend?”
steph: “he’s johnathan, very cool once you get to know him.”
is only comparable to a greek god! zeus to be exact, the king of all g-ds. johnathan’s are sweet funny and the best d-mn friend anyone could have. women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of johnathan’s. their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of h-ll. johnathan’s are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.
girl1: wow thats a who’s that guy over there?
girl2: that must be a johnathan beacause i wanna f-k him instantly!
girl1: meeeeee toooo!
one of the best guys you will ever meet, if you get a johnathan, never let him go. he is very athletic, caring, compasionate, and will always think of you if he holds you dear to his heart. he is an amazing lover and has the most beautiful eyes ever, sometimes closer to blue, other times green. he is a natural leader, and will one day be a commander on a battlefield. he is also very athletic, an all around wonderful person! he is hot, and you can never get enough of him.
“wow, look at him!”
“his name must be johnathan, i can tell”
one of the best guys you will ever meet, never let go of him. he is very athletic, caring, compasionate – will always make you smile some how. he is an amazing lover & has the most beautiful eyes ever, usually blue other times green. he is a natural leader & an all around wonderful person! he is also hot and you can never get enough of him.
i really like johnathan, he’s awesome.
the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. he is also very honest and smart. just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. a guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. s-xually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.
i love making blueberry cream cheese pie for johnathan.
an amazing guy, he is the one that can light up a room with his presence. he is also a nature enthusiast, loves to be one with mother nature and her trees. he is gorgeous, funny, enthusiastic, energetic. no matter what the occasion or who he is with, he’ll make a friend or two, he is definitely a people person. all in all, johnathan is the best guy out there, with his brown eyes that look like the sands of egypt and pyramids.
omg is that johnathan?! he is one hot tamale! tamale booty fine sweetheart
the wrong f-cking way to spell jonathan
texting
hey, you know that guy johnathan?
you mean jonathan, you f-cking tw-t?
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