Johnathon
‘johnathon’ is completely individual, just like the spelling of his name. he’s just too awesome for the conventional spelling, in the same way that he’s too awesome to fit the conventional idea of normal in his personality and style. he’s tall and handsome and a total tank, wears op shop style clothes and makes them look amazing. he plays basketball and listens to bands most people have never heard of. he’s confident, energetic, hilarious and heaps of fun, and has possibly the strangest laugh ever. he’s the most loving guy ever, and cares so deeply about everyone. he has a way of seeing people that’s different to the way others do- he sees past the front to the brokenness underneath, then somehow manages to see beyond that to beauty; beauty the person can’t see themself. he makes people feel special and builds them up with encouragement. he’s impossible to forget.
‘do you think johnathon knows how amazing he is?’
a spelling of jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in n-body ever spelling the name correctly, even when it’s written out in front of them.
his parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.
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