johnboy

another name for the drug roxicodone/blues/guys
named after a guy who went by the name of johnboy that’s always on blues at the local skatepark in sayreville, new jersey
“yo i hear tim’s been hooked on johnboys lately”
“such a shame to see him go down that path”
5 more definitions
noun: the whitest person known to man.
adjective: something so white its almost transparent.
person 1.) “did you see johnboy?”
person 2.) “no, i lost him as he p-ssed the white wall.”
a verb for convincing someone to do something they really don’t want to do, but afterward you not only convince them, they really like you too.
you just john boyed that girl so bad.

are you trying to john boy me?
an act of general clumyness see also sp-cker
you just knocked over all the pints on our table – what a johnboy thing to do
a description of someone you have met in the past who satisfies at least one (but mostly a lot more) of the following criteria: a jostler, a mug, jose mourinho, a yuppie, david cameron, a c-nt muscle, a mare, an eejit, a tw-t, a fascist, a d-ld-, a member of ukip, the bnp or the edl, gok wan, a smackhead, a kn-bend, anyone called tarquin, a nonce, a dillhole, cristiano ronaldo, a texan, a scientologist, an evangelist of any kind, a vag, a redneck or a w-nker.
oh my god that yuppie tw-t looked and sounded just like david cameron. these fascist mugs are everywhere! what an absolute f-cking john-boy…
referring to the first names of the 2004 john kerry and john edwards presidential ticket.
i’m not crazy about bush, but i’m not sure i’ll vote for the johnboys, either.