johnlockary
the ot3 made up of john watson, sherlock holmes, and mary morstan. the ship is quickly gaining popularity, and will probably soon rival johnlock as one of the most shipped ships in the fandom.
sherlockian 1: johnlock will always be my otp, but i’m really beginning to see the appeal of johnlockary.
sherlockian 2: eww! what “appeal” could there possibly be?
sherlockian 1: crime-solving mary. john getting both. sherlock having two lovers. threesomes. -grabs sherlockian 2’s face and whispers- threesomes.
Read Also:
- bline date
to go on a partially blind date after facebook stalking someone hey, now that you checked out thad, will you go on that bline date with him?
- bloat-free
smooth, without any adtional feature, often unnecessary and unpleasant. – lite version of a software. this is a bloat-free version of the popular pdf viewer.
- stove-piper
a person that is a hack at their trade. the handle describes a lack of foresight and poor technique. (like the old mickey mouse cartoon pot-bellied stove). “dude is fast, but he’s total stove-piper!”
- Johnny man
a johnny man refers a white male of anglo-saxon stock from western europe and north america. due to fact that every 8/10 white guy you meet his name either starts or ends with john, so the word johnny man was created. hey johnny man do you think eminem is the best rapper ever?
- Locomotive
a s-xual act much like the beloved tugboat. in this version, you are required to pull your partner’s p-n-s straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. exclaiming “choo-choo” loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional. “i’m sore today, danielle wanted to do the […]