JohnMichael
johnmichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles
1. wow.. all the girls love johnmichael.
2. johnmichael is soo handsome.
the sweetest, awesomest and most caring guy you’ll ever meet. he never hesitates to tell you that you’re beautiful, or to compliment you in any way. john michael is always honest, and is the best listener. he has beautiful eyes and the cutest freckles. he’s also the most attractive guy ever. i’m so lucky to have such an amazing best friend.
john michaels make the best boyfriends.
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