Johnny Christ
b-ssist for avenged sevenfold (a7x). awesome b-ss player. and hot as h-ll!!
“i dont like to impress anyone, they can all suck my d-ck”
~johnny christ
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johnny christ the wicked b-ssist of avenged sevenfold! he is the third one but i think he is the last! i hope! he is super funny! and super s-xy! he rocks!whoo!
johnny christ gets down with the hoes!
a gnome that fled a lawn in order to become the b-ssist for avenged sevenfold.
oh no, where’s johnny christ? everyone, check under your shoes!
b-ssist for avenged sevenfold(a7x). he is also a rapist who my friend thinks wants to rape me(i’m scared..)
“johnny christ is trying to rape me!!”
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