Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio
the haredest contest between actors ever…in the history of the world!
both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
me: hey who do you think is hotter johnny depp or leonardo dicaprio?
friend:so it’s like a johnny depp vs leonardo dicaprio?
me: yup
friend: dude…i have no idea! it’s so hard to choose!
me: i know right!
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