Johnny Hamsterdick


noun. the pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.

if johnny hamsterd-ck was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

if johnny hamsterd-ck was around in 1941, j-pan would not have bombed pearl harbor.

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