Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps
diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.
wife: what the h-ll happened to your boxers and pants?
husband: your mother’s cooking gave me the johnny rotten apple quicksteps. those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. good thing i was wearing socks.
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