Johnnygagging
overcomplication of a simple phrase by using excessive wording.
“you know that animal? the one that’s kind of like a horse, except not? it has like, a mayne and stripes and stuff? you know? zebras? you know what i’m talking about? they’re like little horses.”
“stop that johnnygagging!”
“quit johnnygagging!”
“don’t be such a johnnygagger!”
“i hate it when you johnnygag.”
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