Johnorrhea
a person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an std from a public toilet.
dan: dude, you missed half the game. what took you so long?
steve: man, i had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so i had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.
dan: sounds like you got a bad case of johnorrhea.
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