Johns Creek

the chillest city on earth. full of polo bros and athletes. only the rich and the whites survive here. the population is starting to because very densely populated with ch-nky eyed b-st-rds, which causes the city’s nick name…johns korea. the fight for marijuana and j-dub is a daily task as the white kids drive their bmw or lifted jeeps to the closest dealer. there is also an abundance of police which keeps the game of life interesting. only the skilled will survive. the ultimate city to live in.
-“dude you are so fly with that polo”

-“thanks bro its because i am an og from the jc”

-“jc?”

-“yeeeaaaaaahhhhh johns creek homie”
a genuinely terrible atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. don’t plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you’ll literally be f-cked by traffic. everyone here is the same. they all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because n-body actually wants to live in johns creek.
person 1: “i grew up in johns creek.”

person 2: “i’m so sorry to hear that.”

person 1: “it’s okay, after high school i got the f-ck out of there and never looked back.”
it’s boring here and jcpd have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. the chattahoochee river is the closest thing to “exciting.” also, a lot of spice that f-cks kids up because its ‘legal’ and parents are drug testing them.
girl: “where are you from?”

guy: “john’s creek”

girl: “you got that rich kid suburban stuff don’t you”

guy: “no i just have mids”

girl: “oh”
johns creek: the land of the fake and pretentious. girls sport their miss me jeans and split ends whilst showing off their $19.99 polo’s from marshalls. guys dress as “lax bros” with their hair flipped to the side and their khakis to match. moms usually have their cubic zirconium earrings in, their miss me jeans blinged out and their pta membership alongside.
families are mainly middle cl-ss, as most like to show off their supposed ‘money’ by buying discounted designer items. middle schoolers usually ‘party’ at club flash (wow you’re so hardc0o0o0ore…not).

b-tches lurk the suburban town of johns creek deprived of attention..truth is, johns creek is a fake, pretentious town where nothing is like it seems. b-tches will lie and deceive to receive their highly antic-p-ted attention, guys will go for the ugly, easy hoes, and moms will scheme their way to the top of the pta board.
johns creek = worst town on earth, full of wannabes.
dude 1: “where are you moving?”
dude 2: “johns creek…”
dude 1: “woah that place is rich as h-ll..”
-dude 2 goes to johns creek-
dude 2: the f-ck? rich as h-ll my -ss…
home of all the tools and douchebags who either drive lifted trucks or jeep cherokees. there is nothing to do there, so most f-gs decide to go to club saturn and higher their self-confidence by dancing with ugly ch-nks and fat girls. while some people may feel cool, it is the hot-spot for queers and f-gs.
hey “bro”, let’s go play lax in the hood.
dude your so jc.
that truck is totally from the jc.
i have a fever, and the only perscription is more johns creek.
an amazing suburb of atlanta. everyone wishes they lived their. there are big houses and some small ones to. if you live in johns creek then you hope to go to jchs, the best high school on earth. the high school has an amazingly awesome cheerleading squad. in 2011 they have an amazingly sick football team and an awesome baseball team. most of the kids drive sick cars. this place is the place to be. although the school has a rivalry with chattahoochee.
wow, johns creek is awesome!