Johnson

slang for p-n-s. meet the slang name johnson family. these names have no reference to actual persons who may have these names.

anita johnson = “i need a johnson”, ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad.

annie johnson = “any johnson” = i’ll take any johnson i can get.

emma johnson = “i’m a johnson” = a “woman” who is really a man.

harry johnson = “hairy johnson” = a guy who doesn’t trim his bush.

johnson & johnson = 2 guys hunting for p-ssy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context.

lisa johnson = “lease a johnson” = a woman who hires male prost-tutes.

max johnson = super huge p-n-s, or man who has one.

sarah johnson = “is there johnson (around here)?” = a woman hunting for c-ck.

sharon johnson = “sharin’ johnson” = a chick who likes to have more than one p-n-s in her at the same time. alias sharon c-x or sharon peters.
have fun at the johnson family reunion this summer!
a man with a well endowed s-xual organ
its long and distinguished… like my johnson (as in ‘top-gun’)
p-n-s; or it can be someones last name (for example gen. johnson)
my johnson is large.

“h-llo ms.johnson,” said bub.
a “johnson” is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. the term originated in the 19th century among b-ms and thieves. those who could be trusted were part of the johnson family.
the guy at the corner store doesn’t card me when i buy booze. he’s a johnson.
you either have one or you are one
i heard mr. johnson has a big johnson.
for goodness sake, johnson is a last name, all of the r-t-rded people online with disgusting minds think that it is a slang for a males junk.
harry: hi, my name is harry johnson.

mark: you have a hairy johnson, lmf–

harry: f-ckin r-t-rd
a p-n-s, a weiner, a schl-ng, a d-ck
my johnson is a very long one

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