Johnson Central


the only high school with celebrities. we have former “w-lly wonka” cast members and even cheech from the popular “cheech and chong” movies.
mrs. spencer remarkingly resembles an oompa loompa.

mr. burkett remarkingly resembles cheech marin.

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