johnson family jewels
the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the b-lls on a d-ck
“ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels.”
–also, every episode of america’s funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner
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