johnson’s hair
the hair on or around your p-n-s
1. i shaved johnson’s hair today and felt so refreshed!
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- stumpy shorts
booty shorts for the man… but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it’s his stumpy little friend that is showing sh-lley said ‘oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies’ … and ronnie said ‘oh how i love stumpy shorts.
- Sturgill
the man who will fight for what he believes in.the greatest time you will ever have with one person sturgill came up last night and it was the best time i’ve ever had another name for bl-w j-b, (a form of oral s-x) man that chick gave me an awesome sturgill.