Johnson’s Johnson Sauce
baby oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. all because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her v-g-n- is some temple you’re not worthy of praying in… and who the h-ll knew diapers were so expensive!!
dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight… -sniff- -sniff- .. why do you smell like a girl..?
sorry man, its that terrible smell of johnson’s johnson sauce… it don’t wash off
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