Johny Cock Blocker
the john doe or stranger of c-ck blocking. someone who has great c-ck blocking skills they will never get any p-ssy, so they will go to great lengths to make sure no one gets laid. prevents any p-ssy play. this person has no friend(s) and c-cks blocks solo.
(dude)d-mn, that chick is really cute and has a nice round little -ss.
i’m going to get her digits!
(wingman) what happened man?
(dude) ah, this f-cking johny c-ck blocker came out of no where and started talking to us and started to act like a total douche bag and she got scared and went back to her table with her friends.
i was like get the f-ck out of here you f-cking f-ggot!
(chick)omg you shouldn’t talk to your friend like that.
(dude) he’s not my friend
(chick) well nice to me you i’m out of here bye.
(dude) where’s that johny c-ck blocker, i’m going to rape his -ss.!!!!!
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