Joikle
the peruvian s-x tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people’s car’s license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. then the professional ping pong players moisten their -n-l column and shove the license plates up the girls’ -n-l cavities. the last girl living wins.
dude let’s totally do the going to of a joikle!
f-ck yeah man i’ve always wanted to joikle!
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