Joke
q: what does a big fat white women and a brick have in common?
a: sooner or later, they will both be laid by a mexican.
go ahead and laugh, it is true, but just a joke.
what do u call a black airplane pilot
a pilot you racist
f-ckin tennis players
an elephant and a camel meet on a road:
elephantl: say, why is it you camels have your br–sts on your back?
the camel pauses for a mimute….
camel: that’s an unusual question coming from someone who has a d-ck on his face…
the moral of the joke is this: camels are s-xier than elephants!
this one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..
q: if you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your b-tt, would you tell anyone?
(if they answer no)
a: wanna go camping?
it’s a joke, smile a little. yeah, it’s sick, but funny in a crowd.
q: a mexican guy and a black guys is in a car, whos driving?
a: the cops
funny sh-t, huh? i like that one
a boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:
dad: “son, stop masturbating or u will go blind.”
son: “dad, i’m over here.”
come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along 😉
something funny or awesome.
like cuttie has a f-ckin’ hawk, thats jokes man.
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