Joke-a-caust
when a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. this person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. no matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.
andrew: why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the egg! no.. that’s not how it went?
tom: oh, wow.
andrew: wait wait, i have more. knock knock…
jene: who’s there?
andrew: banana!
jene: banana who?
andrew: banana… what was it? oh never mind, you’ll love this one!
tom: oh my god has he been at this all night?
jene: yup, total joke-a-caust.
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