joke dead
1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: “(insert beginning of joke here)… and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second….”
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) “joke dead”
friend 1: “ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday.”
friend2 : “don’t you mean c u next tuesday?”
friend 3: “yup, joke dead.”
joke teller: “why did the chicken cross the ro… ro… (sneeze)”
joke receiver: “ew, joke dead.”
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