Joke Homicide
1. when one person on the edge of your social group kills every joke as it is being told.
2. when your watching an episode of a tv and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.
1. jared: so i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi…
nick: in the kitchen
jared: you suck.
everyone: joke homicide
2. peter griffin: your a good boy chris for following the law…
nick: but you meg your goin to jail!
jared: you still suck.
(repeats)
jared: joke homicide!
3. alex: yo nick is killing every joke today…
nick r.: yeah i know hes totally committing joke homicide!
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