jokeasaurus
a hockey player that goes to school for five years. plays defense, but never really was any good at it. usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. a jokeasaurus thinks connecticut is far superior to any other state in the u.s.
guy 1: you see that tall lanky dude over there with the gl-sses on?
guy 2: you mean jokeasaurus?
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