jolly rancher
a man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. named after the candy jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
“girls call me jolly rancher, cause i stay so hard. you can suck me for long time, oh my g-d.”-laffy taffy by d4l
metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a bj
“it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever — it’s like a jolly rancher”
a term used for a guy who can stay so hard that girls can suck him for a long time oh my god- term made famous my d4l’s song laffy taffy
girl- you know u aint that big
guy- plz girls call me jollyrancher
jolly ranchers are very good to eat.
the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.
but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.
mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.
reffering to cough medicine in pill form – taken recreationally for the dxm causes you to “trip”, also taken through normal cough syrup
i got them rainbow colors in my cup
jolly ranchers man this sh-t be good as f-ck
thats the syrp mothaf-cker thats that syrp
-3 6 mafia
when a man puts super glue on his p-n-s and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by “p-n-s to earlobe bond”
this move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named steve.
i gave lindsay lohan a jolly rancher in the late 90’s when the b-tch gave me the wrong drink at mcdonalds.
wow jimmy, look at that dumb -sshole with a d-ck stuck to his earlobe.
a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having s-xual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.
i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.
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