Jolt cola bankruptcy
the worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.
nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!
nerd 2:what!?!? nooooooooooooooo… jolt cola was my lan life!!!!
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