JoMan
an ugly man, who has no taste in music, girls, and faps with old chesse. in some cases, a hobo can be called a joman, and also wow nerds can be called jomans. jo and man must be put together when calling someone a joman.
person 1: see that ugly guy over there?
person 2: yea, he must be a joman!
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the hottest,s-xyest,cutest,funnyest,sweetest guy in the world. nice body, hot face.
girl:dang look at that guy!
friend:hes deffinatly a joman.
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