Jomar
name given to a geek jock hybrid, often able to succeed in school and do fairly well in sports
this combination is destined for greatness
jomar just smoked those guys in the hurdles, yeah i heard he got into the ivy league!
various theorists and scientists have yet to define jomar (a.k.a. former suzuki ninja) because he seems to defy all newtonian and subatomic laws of this universe. many theologists have attempted to define and ill-strate this character, but those who have attempted to fully comprehend this name have driven themselves into a permanent catatonic state, have spontaneously died, or have simply gone mad. according to recently collected data, jomar seems to have an almost unhealthy obsession with almonds, has a collection of over a dozen hats, and at times enjoys a day indoors watching movies hours at a time. using his martial arts and stealth training, he was capable to endure the heat of inferno hot wings and thus was awarded as one of the few that ate a defined number of wings in a set time. additionally, he has a natural ability to fix household equipment, grills and even vehicles that others have damaged nearly beyond repair. on february 26, 2011 jomar was spotted with an unknown companion donating blood at an undetermined blood services location. some quantum physicists report that this jomar is everything and nothing.
jomar.
often a former emo/death-metal ( or some stupid genre of that nature ) kid who hates his actual name and has his best friend also with a dumb nick name such as ( antichrist or something rebellious of that nature. ) whom later shaves his long hair and ditches the mexican goth look for a james franco look-a-like and ends up wrestling for his highschool team, later on neglecting his friends and becoming a excessive procrastination.
guy 1: hey want to go to a bomb the music industry show?
guy 2: yeah sure!
( couple hours before the show )
guy 1: you ready?
guy 2: nah i don’t want to listen to whack bands or ska
guy 1: your backing out a couple minutes before the show? your such a jomar!
the days of our lives couple consisting of john black and marlena evans black
jomar were caught by tony on the dimera compound
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