Jomatham


a talking horse, the likes of which the world has never seen before. large, supple hoofs propel this pestilent creature across the frozen wastelands it calls home.

a jomatham’s favourite pastimes include making pasta, beatboxing and taking upskirt photographs of the queen.
horsemeat in the fox-holes boys!!! i’m a cl-ssy asian cowboy! a jomatham is sucking my toes and making me feel s-xy

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