jomps
a ciggarette.
hey look, it’s the jomps man
anything but an adverb. jomp means whatever you want it to mean.
“p-ss the jomp”
“lets jomp right now”
“im jompin”
“what will i do with this jomp”
“jomp city”
“jomp t-tigy jomp”
short for “jell-o making partner”, i.e. a partner in lesbian s-x of any kind
“she’s not my girlfriend, she’s my jomp. we’ll be ‘making some jell-o’ tonight.”
an abbreviated and spoken form of the phrase “juice of my peen.” if it is acceptable for a woman to call her child “fruit of my womb,” so is it for a man to call children “jomp.” jomp is both a plural and singular noun.
i hate having jomp. they ruin your f-cking life.
basicaly a glomp, while screaming about how much you adore the jomp-ee and how much you want to sh-g them. used by many fangirl twards her l-st object.
fangirl: -sees orlando bloom- o_o aaaaieee. -tackles- ohemgeeiloveyouiwantyouinsidemerightnowlet’sgohavehotsteamys-xinthejanitor’sclosetcanihaveyourbaby?
a synonym for: sour
awww jomps, you don’t work with her till sat-rday.
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