Jon-normous
n. or adj. pr-nunciation: {jon-nawr-muhs}
much like the word enormous, jon-normous refers to being larger than life either in size or other realms. such as: being tall, large in stature or weight, having a large p-n-s, high self-esteem, overly confident, borderline c-cky. this word can only be used when referring to a person who has the name jon or john, or any variation thereof. when named john, it’s more appropriate to spell as john-normous.
person can also be referred to as big jon or big john.
wow, that guy from last night was definitely jon-normous! i couldn’t believe how good he was!
that guy singing is jon-normous! he’s almost hitting the ceiling!
i’m kind of turned on by how jon-normous he is. he is so sure of himself.
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