Jonandbattle


verb. to drink heavily and p-ss out touching or on top of another person while either party has a significant other not in attendance. generally the result of hard alcohol.
i know you’ve got a man, but let’s drink this fifth of bombay sapphire and then jonandbattle tonight.

she broke up with him because he jonandbattled with that cheerleader.

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