Jonasmania


n.

when people, usually female teens obsess over a mundane boy band.

symptoms include:

-fainting upon sight of the jonas brothers.
-owning large amounts of jonas brothers merchandise.
-having a jonas brothers fansite as your homepage.
-being female.
-having jonas brothers posters over every single inch of wall in your bedroom.
-a lack of interest in anything other than the jonas brothers.
-making up s-xual fantasies about the jonas brothers.
-ect. the list goes on.

very similar to beatlemania
iwantjonasorgy says: omg, did you see that video of joe jonas dancin to single ladies? it was soo hawt! mama lieks thos tight clothing! 😉

normalperson says: -sighs-, yes. i did it was kind of disturbing … i really wasn’t interested in seei-

iwantjonasorgy says: he iz sooo hawt. liek omahgaud!

normalperson says: look, im going to have to let you go. bye.

iwantjonasorgy says: okaii!! byesz!

normalperson says: talk about jonasmania…

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