jonathan cheban


a closeted g-y man who can never get famous on his own so he lings to anyone more famous than him to be relevant.

currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian -ss his entire neck is covered in her sh-t
person 1 gosh! will he ever disagree with her?
person 2 of course not he is jonathan cheban

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