JonBenet
a beautiful little girl who was murdered on christmas day, 1996. the investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. it is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.
the murder of jonbenet ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.
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noun – a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a s-xual nature.
adj – possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately s-xualized
noun – “did you see her floor exercise – what a little jon benet!”
adj – “makeup on children under ten is a bit too jonbenet for my taste.”
verb. to exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.
don’t jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your -ss.
an act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. it basically involves getting choked in a bas-m-nt until climax.
steve: “dude, know how stephanie likes to be choked? well last night, we went into her bas-m-nt and she totally let me jon benet her!”
slang term to describe a woman that shaves her p-ssy smooth. referencing jonbenet ramsey’s age when she was murdered (prep-b-scent).
hey baby, how you looking down there? like jonbenet?
aww, you look so young. just like jonbenet.
the act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.
little suzy p-ssed her pants again and now i’m going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a jonbenet on her -ss.
a beauty pageant queen who was brutally murdered on boxing day 1996 at 6 years old in her home in boulder colorado. this mystery was a cold case until a decade later john mark karr a former schoolteacher confessed to killing jonbenet and was arrested
john mark karr: i killed jonbenet ramsey
guy: beats the cr-p out of him
john: im getting yur daughter next -ssholle
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