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• Indirect friend-zone

  when a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media. your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like “best friend ” making it an indirect friend-zone

• skeetpee

  the bubbles in a man’s urine after he has s-x or m-st-rb-t-. i let my buddy zak stay at my house and when it came home he skeetpeed in my toilet. dude your so gross! you left you skeetpee in the toilet.

• Ultimately

  finally ; in the end / at most basic level he is their father and he is ultimately responsible finally ; in the end / at most basic level he is their father and he is ultimately responsible

• carb loader

  someone who stocks up on carbs to make gains but gets fat look at that d-ckhead over there-he’s not even hench he’s just a carb loader! matt clark benches 140 but he’s a carb loader!

• hoe time

  hoe time is at 3:04 am/pm when you flip your device upside down, so it spells out the word “hoe” friend 1: hey man what time is it? friend 2: 3:04 pm friend 1: hoe time!!! #hoe #time #3:04 #pm #am #hoe time #wh-r- #sk-nk

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