Jondom
1. coined in wolfville, nova scotia, the jondom is made with the same latex as a regular condom, however, is on average 25-50% bigger than a regular condom.
2. the term jondom is usually only applied to condoms so large that they are custom made, but can also mean a xxx or magnum.
1. i was ready to get dirty with the swamp donkey but i ran out of jondoms and all she had was standard.
2. i ran out of condoms so i had to borrow one of my roomates jondoms. it was like trying to f-ck wearing a hefty bag.
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what you call a condom when a young boy (e.g. little jonny) wears one.
typical troll on youtube:
dear (insert username here)
i came home yesterday to find my 5 year old son wearing a jon-dom, i think this channel should be banned.
an already used or j-zzed on condom!
i was at my friend carlos’s house when i asked him for a condom because i was going to f-ck my girlfriend but carlos said he doent have a condom he only had a jondom and i was like, “ahhhhh fine that will have to do.”
very large condom used for a very larger w-ng.
1.jane:you got your jondom on yet?
jake:no, my jondom keeps breaking
2.my b-n-r wont fit in this jondom
a hat for your p-n-s used mainly on one night stands so that you can sh-g the f-ck out of some random bird without becoming a daddy,.
hey ive got a “j card” , whats that 4, getting jondoms you dirty f-ckguff.
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