Jones Crusher
a girl who grinds down on your d-ck so hard while she’s riding you that you get chaffed and sore. originally from a frank zappa song.
1) that girl i banged last night was a jones crusher. my d-ck was so raw when i woke up it had scabs growing on it.
2) she’s a jones crusher, jones crusher; deadly jaws, better get the gauze…
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