Jonesburg
a small town in mid missouri w/ three bars, one gas station and whole lotta meth. nuff said.
a russian fighter pilot lives here, they turn into wolverines.
for real though… no cops. no rules. drink beer all day..throw up, start drinking again.
no hookers but lots of wh-r-s… so that means free vag. come on and pay a visit.
peace. that is all, now good day!
jonesburg is the schizzznat!!!!
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