Jones’s Surprise


an act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones’s surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones’s surprise on another friend around the neck area.
joe: hey man, caleb pulled a jones’s surprise on my shoe!

gurty: well he did it on my neck!

joe: these are new “asics!”

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