Jonks


another word for jokes or kidding. often used with lots of expression. created by nathensama
“you’re beautiful”
“jonks!”
a large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.
hide your daughters, there’s a jonks in the loose.
slang term for female or feminin person other variation is n-gg–jonk gay-jonk from the book of obscene
looka dat fine jonk ova there!

i can’t stand that f-gget-jonk!
verb

1. to flirt with or to go after snookies.

noun

1. the act of jonking or a night of jonking.
ex: “we were all hanging out at coney island when a bunch of snookies came through. next thing we knew, jack was jonking with the entire table of snookies.”

ex: “ain’t nothing gonna slow my jonk.”
owned plz, one who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your -ss.
liek omfg jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my -ss!!!
see also jonx.
“my boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks.”
jonk-a shorty who is very tight and goodlooking
that jonk keisha is bangin she wright.

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