jonny
the most perfect guy who would only be found in your dreams. he’s s-xy, the most funniest guy ever, talkative and has a deep look in his eyes and the most gorgeous smile in the world! he knows exactly how to sweep you off your feet.
“you’re my jonny :-)”
a jonny is a condom!
sh-t kate i ran out of jonnys
1. coolest person on the planet.
2.extremely powerful god that pwns everyone.
3.the only god.
dammmnn, that jonny is a god. he wakes up in the morning and p-sses excellence.
a jonny is a funny, self-conscious kid with moderate to good looks, and an extensive personality. a jonny is usually smart and will make sure you know it.
he will usually make snide comments just because he knows he can. he’s no one’s best friend, but he’s sometimes close.
usually underappreciated, but still well-liked. skinny, not very strong usually. usually called gay by jocks and the like; untrue, a jonny is straight.
very opinionated, and loves easily.
mark: man, that sh-t was nasty. probably dead rats in it.
jonny: if there were dead rats in it, wouldn’t you be poisoned? (laughingly)
mark: dude, shut up.
(random chick): haha.
generally has a bigger c-ck then a justin
wow, he is more hung then justin, he is jonny!!!
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