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1.when santa’s b-tt itches while he is burping up gingerbread cookie leftovers from last night.

2.a cabinet somehow magically farting pixie dust and moldy cheese residue out of it’s eyeb-lls.
1.”looks like santa claus had another jonrad early in the morning again.”
2.
“my body still smells after the cabinet just happened to jonrad me when i grabbed the peanut b-tter.”

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