Jon’s Mom


an extraordinarily attractive woman found in k-town. although most who hear this do not believe until they actually see this foxoliscious woman. no photos of victoria mathews have been found as it is believed she is too hot to be kept on film or digital imagery. this legendary woman has also been known to turn straight females into lesbians, and gays straight. there is no possible way to resist jon’s mom.
“i’d tap jon’s mom, shes a foxxx”
“yo man i did last night, it was hawwwwwttt”

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