Jon’s Turtle
jon’s everything. mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, everything. not to be confused with jon’s tortoise
person: “hey jon, how’s your jon’s turtle”
jon: “o_o”
1 more definition
its simply everything that is in jon’s room.
chey: is that jon’s sister?
aly: nah, that’s jon’s turtle.
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